Total Medals Earned: 685 (From 92 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,925 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (160/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Pick first item
Use any consumable item
Combine a formula
Defeat the rafflesia
Defeat the Giant Zombie
Medals Earned: 15/19 (210/250 points)
Blew up a dead-alive donkey
Killed all 3 carriers
Killed 200 Zombies
Got a x5 Multiplier
Killed the driver
Destroyed the first game boss
Killed 800 Zombies
Got a x9 Multiplier
Coop shooter achieved highest level with pistols
Coop shooter achieved highest level with shotguns
Coop shooter achieved highest level with the smgs
Killed 2000 Zombies
Got a x16 Multiplier
Destroyed an entire bus fleet
Destroyed the last boss
Coop shooter achieved highest level with assault rifles
Coop shooter achieved highest level with grenade launchers
Coop shooter achieved highest level with lmgs
Coop shooter achieved highest level with rifles
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/105 points)
Start playing.
Score 500+
Score 200+
Survive a full year.
Score 800+
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 3/32 (120/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/395 points)
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
...
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)