Total Medals Earned: 685 (From 92 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,925 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (80/455 points)
Beat the first wave
Beat the first Boss
Beat the second Boss
Purchase the Dual Uzis in the store.
Beat the third boss
Beat the fourth boss
Beat the fifth boss
Purchase the Dual Magnum gun in the store
Beat the sixth and final boss
Buy the Dual Miniguns in the store
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits